After seeing that infamous VAR footage of Sabally in Brikama, passionately mocking Dr. Ceesay

After seeing that infamous VAR footage of Sabally in Brikama, passionately mocking Dr. Ceesay for stooping so low as to serve the very president he once called clueless, I couldn’t help but imagine how awkward it must have been when they inevitably crossed paths.
I closed my eyes to create it, and saw a long hallway in State House. I saw Dr. Ceesay, file in hand, walking with style toward a conference room. And mid-stride, he stops as Sabally turns the corner. Both momentarily startled, and then this scene:
Dr. Ceesay:
Jeh, Sabs!?
Sabally:
Doc.! E’bay cool ling?
Dr. Ceesay:
I guess congratulations are in order… nkayeh ko the firebrand orator himself, now turned presidential adviser.
Sabally:
What can I say? If the “clueless man” can poach from even the ivory tower, then he clearly has vision.
Dr. Ceesay:
Point of correction: I never called him clueless, but… even the so-called clueless knows talent when he sees it… But I thought you preferred your Darboe Kunda nyankatango with dignity to a kerreng kafoo?
Sabally:
Hahaha… I realised Darboe Kunda doesn’t issue diplomatic passports. Besides, Doc, you taught us that in today’s Gambia, the fastest path to office is relentless criticism.
Dr. Ceesay:
Touché! But I’ve always maintained that governance is about bringing expertise to the table. I guess the President listened.
Sabally:
Okay, I’ll address the elephant in the room: I was the one who said I’d never dine at the same table with squirrels… so?
Dr. Ceesay:
And yet, here you are… serving the very head-squirrel you once prophesied doom about?
Sabally:
🤷 Some circumstances can humble the proud. And if you read the Quran, which I like to quote, Surah Yunus to be precise, you’ll see that even Jonah (Yunus) ended up in Nineveh.
Dr. Ceesay:
Yes, and quite fittingly so: You disobeyed, tried fleeing to Tarshish. A storm hit. The sailors discovered you were the problem, tossed you overboard. You were swallowed by a whale. You repented. The whale spit you out onto dry land. Now here you are… obedient. 😏 But then Jonah wasn’t on payroll.
Sabally:
Well, Jonah also didn’t have two rising stars, including a certain “teddy bear,” shadowing him in the prophets’ caucus.
Dr. Ceesay:
Yeah, that “teddy bear” is quite the character. *Extends hand* Welcome to the circle, Sabally. Opposition ya mang easy. The system, on the other hand, feeds well; you’ll see.
Sabally:
*Shakes hand* Amen to that, Doc… it is what it is: the youths are happy!
They laugh nervously as they walk together into the conference room. Two former adversaries, now fellow survivors of political realignment.
THE END
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